Bikram Yoga - My Experience As a Tall Long Macho Man

At 6'3" with long limbs and a serious lack of flexibility, IThe second day was almost as torturous as the first,
never thought I would find myself twisted up in somebut I made it a few minutes farther before I entered
awkward yoga pose -- especially not Bikram yoga (as"schoolgirl mode."
if I even knew the difference up until two weeks ago).The third day was again insanely hard, but I made it all
But, there I was, 30 minutes into the class, having gonethe way to the camel pose before crapping out.
from thinking, "yoga's for girls," to wanting to cry like aAnd, finally, on day four, I made it through the entire 90
little school girl on the inside at that very moment.minutes, AND successfully completed both full camel
I was sweating more than I had ever sweat at anyposes!
basketball practice, gasping for air more than I hadI also noticed for the rest of the week that I could
ever "gusped" during any weightlifting workout, and feltstretch just a little bit farther and bend just a little bit
like I was literally in hell, given the 100+ degrees anddeeper on each posture, so my flexibility was clearly
60% humidity that is standard for Bikram yoga studios.improving.
If it wasn't for my own massive male ego, and seeing"I'm melting! I'm melting..."
a room full of women who had mastered this "little 90The one thing I didn't expect, and should have
minute morning routine," I would have fallen to the floormonitored more closely, is losing over 10 pounds in that
and tried to claw my way out of this torture chamber.one week alone! That's a great endorsement for
Nevertheless, I pressed on. Fortunately, at around theanyone looking to lose weight, but given my
30-minute mark (my near breaking point), we go fromEnergizer-bunny metabolism, I'm trying to gain weight
standing/balancing poses (the most demanding part ofand muscle, not lose it.
class) to the lying/sitting poses (the slightly lessOf course, I wouldn't normally be doing these 90 minute
demanding part of class).workouts 6 times a week, but it was a unique test for
Between the two phases, there is also a two-minuteme on my off-week from weightlifting.
Savasana, which means "corpse pose" (howWhere Are They Now?
appropriate), where you lie on your back with yourI've been doing the classes once a week, on
palms facing up like you just fell backwards out ofSaturday's, for the past few weeks, and it's a nice
your upstairs window.way to end a heavy lifting week, stretching and
Curse the Theory of Relativity!relaxing every muscle in my body.
Of course, these two minutes seemed like about twoMy only gripe is that the classes are so long. Ninety
seconds, and the instructor was already ordering usminutes is a big chunk of time in and of itself, but again
into the next position.with my high metabolic rate, a shorter class would be
A few of these were relatively easy (thankfully!), butideal. I guess "speed yoga" would go against the whole
once we hit the camel pose, it was back to Suckville.peaceful and mindful aspect of the practice.
This one is where you stand up on your knees withNow that the weather is warming up, I still plan on
your feet behind you, put your hands on the back ofdoing Bikram every other week or so on cloudy/rainy
your hips, and bend your head, neck, and bodydays, but when it's nice out, I'll be playing basketball at
backwards, while thrusting your hips forward.the park on Saturday's and Sunday's for my weekend
It may sound simple enough, but something about thecardio.
upside-down'ness of it, combined with myTo Bikram or Not To Bikram
overwhelming need for oxygen, made me feel like IBelieve it or not, after all the griping and complaining, I
was going to throw up and pass out all in one gracefulwould absolutely recommend trying it out if there's a
motion.Bikram yoga studio near you. When I first read about it,
This was the first one I had to "fake it 'til you make it"I thought it was just some Hollywood thing, so I was
by just barely tilting my head back and not bending mysurprised to find there was a studio less than five
body much at all.minutes from my house in a shopping center that I'm in
How Much Longer?!at least a few times a month.
After that, there's only a few more postures left, noneIf you're into challenging your body and pushing
of which are particularly demanding. Of course, for myyourself to the limit, Bikram yoga is a great test. They
first time, I had no idea of the order or what terribletell the first-timers before class that no matter how
nightmare pose could be coming next, which onlytired you get, you should never leave the room. Aside
made it that much harder and more exhausting.from disturbing others, going from such an extreme
We finished the class with a breathing exercise whereenvironment to the much cooler, dryer lobby will only
you look like you're hyperventilating. You push air out offurther shock your body.
your lungs, using your diaphragm, at a rapid paceInstead, you should just skip a pose or two and lie
(about two or three times per second).down on your mat, which at least a few people do in
Imagine the way you breathe on your glasses to fogevery class. But last week, three different people
them up and clean them, then do that multiple times inbolted out of the room throughout the class. It was
rapid succession. It was actually surprisingly calmingprobably a bit of a domino effect after the first one
and a nice way to end the class, although I would haveleft, the other two felt less pressure to stay in the
just as happily slammed my head through the wall ifroom.
that was the traditional way of ending the class,Even if you don't want to jump right into the big
anything to make it stop!leagues of Bikram, you could try out some less
Once I limped to my car, dragged up my steps atdemanding "normal" yoga classes. A few of the
home, and fell into and out of the shower, I did notice amoves and poses are very similar, minus the Sahara
significant increase in energy, and it felt great to havedesert room of course, but even that is something to
completed such a hard workout.experience on its own.
Glutton for PunishmentIf there was ever a time for the "check with your
Seeing as I signed up for the unlimited one week trial, Idoctor" disclaimer, it would absolutely be right now! This
was determined to go every morning since it was myain't your Grandma's workout, and I would insist that
off week from lifting weights, and I wanted to seeyou ensure you are healthy enough to embark on
how quickly I could improve.what will feel like your very last journey.