Survive Bikram Yoga When the B.O. Is Bad and All You Want to Do is Scream

Bikram Yoga is hot yoga. Immediately, this conjuresBut, what I've found to be the hardest part of a class,
images of the Sahara or Death Valley in people'sharder than any pose, dealing with the heat, being
minds. All the movies and cartoons that ever depictedthirsty...the hardest part is dealing with the smell.
desert scenes where a withering person is draggingProfessional yogis I'm sure can meditate and
himself across miles of sand, licking the edges of anconcentrate so deeply that the smell is a non-issue, but
empty water bottle, and squinting while the sun beatsfor me, it's not that simple. Every so often (or often in
down at him come flashing into your mind. This ismy case), you'll end up near someone with less than
perfectly normal. Rest assured it's not that bad, butperfect hygiene. I often catch my first whiff during half
yes... it will be hot!moon when everyone swings their arms up over their
You can always tell the newbies. They come withheads. At this point it's too late to relocate your mat.
gallon bottles of water and are usually slightly overYou don't always necessarily know the source of this
dressed. Think baggy t-shirt as opposed to stretchysmell, but that doesn't matter. What matters is how
tank top. Everyone goes in feeling fresh and ready foryou're going to deal with it for the next hour and a half.
a fun-filled 90 minute class. You'll always have theI have no real answer. I have an aunt with no sense of
hard-core group. These are the people who havesmell who I'd like to trade places with at those times,
been doing yoga for ages. Not only are they reallybut that's not really an option. As I was wishing that
good at the postures, they are good at meditating andtoday, I thought about what it'd be like to really have no
breathing. And they will always have their favorite spotsense of smell. I'd be thrilled in these yoga classes, but
in the room.imagine all the smells I'd miss smelling. Would I really
Occasionally, you'll get the people who aren't seriouswant to trade all that? Roses, cookies baking, fresh
about yoga at all. They're taking Bikram Yoga becausecut grass, even gasoline. That would be like not falling
they've heard how cool it is. Yes, I just really wanted toin love so as not to get a broken heart. So I guess you
use that oxymoron. Anyway, they usually come inhave to take the bad with the good. And I know I
groups and can't do anything without grinning at theirshouldn't be pondering all of this philosophical stuff
friends in the mirror. It's unlikely they'll come back, butduring savasana because I'm supposed to be in a
they'll talk about their "crazy hot yoga experience" forrelaxed state, only thinking about breathing. Though
years to come.thinking about breathing just brings me back to
It's easy to hate every single posture you do duringbreathing in "the smell."
that 90 minutes. The trick is to find something goodA mitigator, I find that's is a little helpful is doing yoga
about each one. I know you're thinking, "how on earthwith a friend. You'll still have to bear the fumes for the
am I supposed to do that?" I wondered the same thing.duration, but afterwards you'll be able to vent, offer
But you can do it, even if you find just one tiny thingyour guesses as to who the source was and vow
you like about the posture. For example, there is anever to sit in the corner of the room again. But trust
pose in the warm-up where you bend down and cupme, it has nothing to do with being in the corner. You'll
your heels with all five fingers. You let your head drop,feel suffocated wherever you sit.
and lock your knees with your stomach on your thighs.In the end, if you really do love the benefits, love
I'm not a huge fan of this pose, but when I hang myreleasing the toxins from your body, and love burning
head, I can smell the lotion on my legs. I like my lotion,1000 calories a class (depends on weight, but that's for
so I'll enjoy THAT when I'm in my posture. As thea 5'4'' person weighing 150 lbs.), you'll love Bikram yoga.
postures become easier, you won't have to squeezeYou'll love how you feel after, and you'll love going
out trivial reasons to like the posture. You will simplydespite any obstacles in your way. As they say when
understand the benefits and that you're doingyou're balancing in Standing Bow, "the harder you kick
something good for your body will make you happy.you will balance forever." The harder you try to
But initially, your body is most likely not going to beovercome the obstacles, the better you'll get forever.
happy. Well, that's your mind talking.